I detest work Xmas parties. After 20 odd years of them I stopped going a few years back as I don't want to spend time with the cunts outside of office hours as 90% of them are utter cunts
I detest work Xmas lunches (see above) plus all the "this is lovely" bollocks whilst oaying �40 for a piece of shit turkey worth about �2
I detest office decorations. Don't put tinsel on my PC, chair and desk - as soon as I see it I will rip it off and throw it away
Secret Santa - just fuck off, please, just FUCK OFF
Xmas Day - the only good thing is stuffing yourself with various foods, cheeses and booze - apart from that it is all put on shit - I tend to eat and then fall asleep wanting it to all be over
Boxing Day (see above)
NYE - not been out for around 8 years now - worst night of the year - full of cunts wanting a row, ages to get a drink, paying to get in a fucking pub and then if not local triple cab fares. Add to this pointless resolutions and how next year will be "my year" No it won't, it will be the same shit as last year
New Years Day - waking up with all the shit over and then realising rail fares have gone up and you are back at work to do it all again
I fucking HATE IT and cannot wait for it to all be over. Luckily my family agreed years ago not to do presents as it was a total waste of time and money.
Fuck Xmas and Fuck New Year